The Great Sudsdini

Step right up, ladies and gents, boys and girls and prepare yourself for a most amazing sight! The dog that was once simply known as a "circus freak" because of his large paws, long tail and giant head has emerged as this century's greatest four-legged magician. His talent was discovered at approximately 5 p.m. last Friday when his mother unwittingly became the only audience member of...

"THE 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SUDS?' DISAPPEARING SHEET ACT"

The Great Sudsdini begins his trick by willingly entering the kennel while his lovely assistants', aka his mother and father, lock the door behind him and drape a sheet over his kennel.

And four to five hours later...*



Presto Change-o! The sheet has disappeared from over the steel cage and lies under the belly of the beast. It has just been conquered** by the Great Sudsdini!

*Looking to witness this great feat in the flesh? Showtimes for "The 'Are you Kidding Me, Suds?' Disappearing Sheet Act" will vary, depending upon the mood of the Great Sudsdini and the number of hours he is locked in the steel trap known as his kennel.

**No bedsheets were harmed during the Great Sudsdini's performance.